She doesn’t know it exists. She’s going to lose her mind.
Audemars Paw-Guet x Scratch
$24.00
Small
Bandana Size Guide
| Size | Neck Measurement | Best For |
|---|---|---|
| Small | Up to 18 inches | Chihuahua, Frenchie, Pug, Maltese, Yorkie |
| Large | 18 to 26 inches | Lab, Golden, Husky, German Shepherd |
Tip: measure the widest part of your dog’s neck, then add 1–2 inches for a comfortable fit.
Buy any 3 designs → $64 + free shipping. Mix & match.
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Ships in 2–3 Days
- 🎀 Buttery soft woven fabric — photographs beautifully
- ✨ 26 parody designs that make strangers stop mid-stride
- 🛡️ Love it or we’ll fix it — 30 days, no drama
A limited-edition collab for dogs with impeccable taste and terrible time management.
Made from 100% soft peach skin polyester — breathable, fast-drying, wrinkle-resistant, hypoallergenic, and antimicrobial. It stays fresh through every adventure.
The design feels like something that should be under glass. Instead it's around her neck at 7am waiting for her morning walk. As it should be. Ties easily with a simple knot and fits most breeds comfortably — from tiny terriers to big fluffy boys.
Precision craftsmanship. Dog park debut. 30-day guarantee. Ships in 2–3 days. Machine wash cold, air dry flat.
What size should I order?
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Use the Size Guide link just below the size buttons above. Quick reference: Small fits necks up to 18” — Chihuahua, French Bulldog, Pug, Maltese, Yorkie. Large fits 18–26” — Labrador, Golden Retriever, Husky, German Shepherd, Pit Bull. When in doubt, size up.
How do I put it on?
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Fold the bandana in half diagonally to form a triangle. Tie it loosely around the collar so the point hangs down in front. About two fingers of slack is right — snug enough to stay, loose enough to breathe.
What is it made from?
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Buttery soft premium woven fabric — lightweight, breathable, and machine washable. The kind of material that actually feels comfortable against a dog’s neck and holds a sharp print so the joke lands at twenty paces.
How do I wash it?
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Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The design is print-to-last — it won’t fade after a few washes. Avoid bleach and high heat.
What’s your return policy?
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30 days, no questions. If she doesn’t wear it, if it doesn’t fit, if you changed your mind — contact us and we’ll sort it out. Exchange, refund, whatever makes sense. We’d rather fix the problem than lose a customer.
When will it arrive?
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Orders ship within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery takes 2–3 business days in the US. Free shipping on any order of 3+ bandanas — mix and match any designs.
Is this a good gift?
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The best. Every Lovey Dog order arrives in our signature packaging — ivory box, gold foil, paw-print tissue inside. You don’t need to add anything. They’ll know you have taste.
She went to the dog park. She left with three phone numbers.
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